Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Randomize
