Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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