Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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