I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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