white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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