So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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