i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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