You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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