My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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