The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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