Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
