if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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