I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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