you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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