Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Randomize
