so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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