69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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