everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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