also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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