the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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