my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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