i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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