No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she smelled like a LAN party
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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