your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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