Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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