i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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