I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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