o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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