you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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