I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
we're so committed to being not committed
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