dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
