Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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