We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
When are your genitals available?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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