it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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