i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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