I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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