Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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