My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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