You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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