can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
