I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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