Buhtt sex?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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