i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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