with your own penis?
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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