butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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