Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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