I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Randomize
