its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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