sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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