Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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