You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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