My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
My hand turned me down
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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