if you like me you must not know who I am
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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